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Our beauty services are completely and utterly made up, as we do not exist. This is a demonstration site, so please do not click on this “Make Appointment” button asking for a 2pm on Thursday because we will only answer your request with the embarrassing truth. Or even worse if we don’t respond in a timely manner sadly you may try to look up the fake address on our “Contact us” page which will only lead to disappointment.
So, see below for a manufactured picture of our fictional hair artistry studio and a price table of our fake services, and please restrain from getting too excited.
Prices:
| Service: |
Price: |
Full body massage
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$4.00 |
Make-up make-over
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50 cents |
Retail therapy
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$1,000.00 |
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| Extras: |
Price: |
Mud application
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$49.00 |
Solarium
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$69.00 |
| Retail therapy underwear model escort |
$25 / min |
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| Included free: |
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| Your satisfaction |
priceless |
